Friday, August 2, 2013

Top 7 Fashion Faux of Eurovision 2013

Eurovision has a big tendency of being a fashion show.But with all the XXL transparent Kimono from Sweden.A Glittering Vegas Girl with a huge tantrum from Iceland and guys in skirts from Greece.Eurovision could be also a fashion nightmare for most of us.So we are counting down the TOP 7 FASHION FAUX OF EUROVISION 2013.

Like,WHAT ARE THEY WEARING!!!

This list gives the honor who burned our eyes during the song contest with a "WTF-IS-THAT" dresses and costumes.Like Seriously,Did they really need to go that far just to catch our attention

7.Emmeile de Forest (From Denmark)
Girl,You may have won the song contest ,but you just made us want to thinks that you just bought the dress from Shakira for a lot of dough,just before the song contest.I know you can do better (except for your voice) with your dress.

6.Krista Seigfrids (from Finland)
Krista,I love the song and the concept of your performance in Eurovision.But seriously,Wedding dresses are not Eurovision Material.Like C'mon.It looks like you going to perform in a Manila Bridesmaid convention.

5.Koza Mostra (from Greece)
Guys,Your from Greece,not Scotland.Like seriously,you're not only burning my eyes from making us look at your d**ks,but you also making us culturally confuse.

4.Alyona Lanskaya (from Belarus)
Are you trying to make us go back in time with you like "Hey guys!,lets go back to 2004 and win this sh*t".Alyona,let go of the past already,someone in 2004 has already one this.......unless you are Helena.

3.Klapa s Mora (from Croatia)
The thing that make us hate you guys:The song-too Boring;the costume-What are does!;the preformance-YAWN!,no wonder you guys didn't make it to the finals.BRING BACK DARIA!!!

2.PeR (from Latvia)
Guys,whatever you doing,it ain't gonna work on us.Like what is the concept of your costumes,a stripping marching band!!!.And like seriously,what elese did you need,Male stripper shoes!!!

Well,Emmeile wouldn't last long in Milan Fashion Week with a bought-off dress,Koza Mosta just make us all want to go to Scotland,say way "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" and Alyona makes us want to listen to Backstreet boys to escape her fashion terror.But none of them would beat the Barbara Dex Awards Winners......

1.MOJE 3 (from Serbia)
Another thing that makes us want to support Kosovo's independence is the awful-eye-burning dress from Serbia.Moje 3,I know you can do better with the costume concept,but why did you let the Haus of Gaga touch you for the Song Contest......

HERE ARE THE FASHION FAUX OF THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2013:
THE SHAKIRA DRESS,LOOKS KIND LARGE ON HER!

WHAT KIND OF WEDDING DRESS IS THIS!

WILL YOU PLEASE PUT ON SOME UNDERWEAR

YOU SING!,I SLEEEPS
NEVANA TO THE OTHER GIRLS:WHO THE HECK DESIGN OUR OUTFITS!

PLEASE NO MORE 2004!!!!
HRE WE GO,STRIPPING OOOOOOHH!!!!!

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